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1D chamber of secrets

1D chamber of secrets

Hello, my name is Alice, the guard of this chamber. This chamber has been locked for years but now, it's been opened. Why? Because there were too many secrets and the chamber can no longer keep them in. Are you curious to know what this chamber has been hiding? Enemies of those who share, beware... (Secrets are submitted)

INT: “After your film, books, perfume.. what’s coming up next?”

"Door handles"
"Radiators"
“Lamp shades”
"Our own range of people"
"Coffee tables"
"A pet shop…on the moon"
"Zayn’s house…on the moon"

aka one direction completely taking the piss out of their own merch (x

(Source: happpily, via ziamchapel)